Cargo Box: s1 ep12 "Born Free"

Doakes: Surprise Motherfucker!

Dexter: You following me now?

Doakes: Better have a hell of a reason for being here.

Dexter: I'm looking for my sister.

Doakes: In a cargo box?

Dexter: Yeah, I'm kinda working on a theory.

Doakes: You forget you work for the fucking cops? We fucking love theories, come on, spill me your story, asshole!

Dexter: What I do on my time is my business, sergeant.

Doakes: Yeah, me too, and I'm on my time now. There's no lieutenant to save your ass, so don't fuck with me, Morgan!

Dexter: Alright, you got me. I ordered some furniture from Thailand and I was waiting for it to be delivered.

Doakes: *Punches Dexter in the stomach.*

Dexter: *Gasps and grabs Doakes by his arms, slamming him into the container.*

Doakes: *Screams in agony.* Lab geek my ass.